TWO MORE INVENTIONS

I need something for butter like one of the starfrit cheese graters that live in the fridge with your cheese preinstalled. I need one for butter that would spit out 5 thin, thin, thin strands of butter with a cranking on a side handle or something, so that you could put these little strands on your toast and they would melt. I HATE having chunks of cold butter ripping my toast!

ALSO, i used to have a tiny travel mouse with a RETRACTABLE CORD. It was great – you would give a tug on each end of the spring-loaded spooler, and the cord would retract. I wish those spring-loaded spools were available as standalones. You could make them open up on the side, wind-in your cord, snap the side-lid on, and boom, have retractable cords on everything. Can somebody please start selling pack of 3 and all different sizes?!