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MAX KEISER, FINANCIAL ANALYST – BRILLIANT INSIGHTS

I’m always ranting about how wonderful Ron Paul is, and what a tragedy that he was entirely shut out by mainstream media. I have found another brilliant person who can explain the state of the union as it were: Max Keiser.

This guy is brilliant and funny and I hope he will get more airtime – Al Jazeera English interviews him all the time. Check this out – there’s loads more on youtube.com – oh and you have to skip forward to 1:30 to see Max Keiser (even if you’re on LOW bandwidth, it’s WORTH IT to see this vid!):



LIFE IN GENERAL

U.S. DOLLAR MELTDOWN – WILL WE SEE GEEPER-EENFLATZIA?

I don’t live in the U.S., but I was in Moscow for a good chunk of 1992 when prices (formerly ALL government-controlled) were set free and I am reminded of it all now after the way this past week has played out for the U.S. dollar.

Back in 1992, when I arrived, some Russians, who were well-off Moscow intelligentsia, showed us the stockpile of food they had amassed in their flat. They had done their thinking and spent, obviously, a whole lot of time and rubles in Soviet-style shopping lineups all over town and subsequently had huge reserves of tins of fish, rice, and other dry goods packed into every shelf, closet and crevice of their flat. Although they had saved for their retirement and had significant savings, they chose to invest in food supplies.

I saw them, 5 months later, spending the last of their retirement savings on bread and kolbassa sausage.

I didn’t speak or understand a word of Russian at that time, though along the way I did pick up some of the basics. It was frustrating not to understand the language, given the large amount of general RANTING about the state of things, and I would have loved to understand more of what was going on in the conversations I found myself in the same room with.

I remember saying to one of my hosts: “what is ‘geeper-eenflatzi’?”

In Russian, a lot of the words are similar to English: a general rule is that the sound “h” is changed to ‘g’ in Russian – for example, ‘hamburger’ is pronounced ‘gamboorger’; ‘hyper’ is ‘geeper’….

Pizza Hut’s Russian outlets broke from this convention, I noted with amusement, and chose the gutteral-sounding ‘xh’ sound (like the German ‘ch’ – like a phlegmy ‘k’) instead of Russianizing their name to “peetsa gut’.

Hyperinflation

But I digress… ‘geeper-inflatzia’ means hyperinflation. It was a truly amazing and frightening thing to watch.

There was also much ranting about speculators (‘SPEKULANTEE!’ – I never heard this word uttered in a normal tone of voice; always with contempt and rage), none of which I was very savvy about, being in my mid-20s and a bit more ignorant than I am now….

Hyperinflation is something I believe the U.S. will have to endure soon. It means that it’s a very smart thing to go to the store *now* and buy as many flats of tins of salmon, tuna, spork, or spam, bags and boxes and crates of pasta, rice, flour, dry milk… whatever you like.

And I mean NOW.

Maybe some people will find this alarmist or bizarre, but any food you can buy now that you don’t have to buy when it’s 100 times the price and your money has run out is a really good investment.

I currently regard tins of salmon as a type of ‘hard currency’.

The Russian government tried to contain the chaos as best it could. Every day was a new bizarre horror story on the news. I remember the government trying desperately to gain revenues by planning outrageous personal and corporate income taxes from the people/organizations who/which were able to profit from the chaos.

I think when I arrived, that one U.S. dollar bill would buy about 25 rubles, and by the time I left, it fluctuated every day, averaging around 100 rubles to the U.S. dollar. The government-run currency exchanges offered some bizarrely low exchange rate but the usual way of exchanging currency was to go to the Xotel Rossiya where the hotel’s Currency Exchange Wicket was always un-manned and a swarthy Georgian gangster was always sitting at a bench nearby and would do money exchanges at a realistic rate in a businesslike manner.

Throughout my stay in Russia, at least the price of bread and milk were still controlled, although milk was something you could not even buy unless you stood in a lineup all morning and brought with you irrefutable government-issued documentation proving that you had young children in your household. I remember someone giving me some baby formula to whiten my coffee, since it often came with humanitarian aid packages and Russians look somewhat askance at baby formula anyway. I didn’t drink milk for the duration of my stay there.

This post is getting boring, I’m afraid, but I hope that anyone who reads it will at least go and stock up on some food supplies, as they are still available cheap at the grocery store. Whether or not people realize it, food is an extremely undervalued product in North America. The days of cheap food are about to end. Nevermind petroleum, I think we’ve all figured that out by now.

Invest in your own food stocks and encourage others to do so too – I don’t want all of you at my place for dinner ;-) when a tin of salmon costs $100 if you can find a seller.

Turn off your computer and go to the store now, OK?

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"THE SECRET" – The Western World's Cult of Materialism

I checked out “The Secret” video on youtube. Someone told me I should really watch this video and there is a book too. I forgot all about it (and anyway I practice visualization already – it works!), but then the other day I stumbled across it on youtube.com.





“The Secret” does have some information about visualization techniques, but honestly I look askance at this sort of mental-set of asking “God” or “The Higher Power” or “The Universe” to just haul off and give you the brand new car of your dreams, a hot babe, or a million dollars… just by visualizing it. Just because you wannnnnnnt it.

I think God / The Higher Power / The Universe must get annoyed by so many lazy, greedy first-world citizens begging for fancy new cars, don’t you?

A long time ago, I was down on my luck in Ottawa in my early 20s and bought a book called Psycho Cybernetics at a garage sale for about 25 cents – it’s a real classic on self-actualization by Maxwell Maltz. I totally recommend it: I practiced a lot of the techniques in that book and really learned to manage my life with my thoughts – not that I am any great paragon of financial success, but reading the book gave me a new outlook. And… money/material wealth isn’t everything.





Psycho Cybernetics is worth reading. There is plenty in there about the fact that when you are visualizing a goal, you should have well-reasoned purposes for desiring your goals, in other words, virtuous motivations. Pure materialism is not a part of psycho-cybernetics in Maxwell Maltz’s book. There is a strong emphasis on the fact that you can’t be fulfilled in your life unless you are *giving*.

“The Secret” is, in my opinion, completely focused on greedy, selfish, materialistic pursuits. They actually refer to the universe as having a sort of metaphysical catalog you can order from with your visualization…. How to sell the concept of visualization to hard-core, chronic *shoppers*.

It is a very sad reflection on our culture that so much of this excellent practice of visualization is conveyed in terms of how to use it to get a big cheque out of the blue or how to wrap your fingers around the steering wheel of the sweeeeeet ride of your dreams when you have no reason other than pure appetitive desire.

It’s that kind of “positive thinking” that leads to things like the credit crisis & the now-worthless dollar in the USA.

Guess what: a new car won’t make you happy. Don’t laugh! It really won’t!

Here’s the best retort to The Secret I have found so far – this guy really gave me a laugh!


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QUEENS Vs. PRINCESSES

Walt Disney Princess

I was listening to the soundtrack of Run Lola Run (check out the vid below – it’s a helluva soundtrack – I still haven’t seen the movie) the other day and there is a line in there that just gave me goosebumps: “I wish I was [sic] a princess with armies at her hand”.



I thought to myself, no, princesses don’t have armies at their hands; queens do.
So why the use of the word ‘princess’?
And it is becoming clear to me what feminists and psychologists probably already know: it is preferable in the mind of most women to be a princess (as opposed to being a queen).
Why?!
If you asked a garden-variety guy, he’d probably choose to be king rather than some panty-hose-wearing handsome prince.
The princess wields no real power other than sex-appeal and the ability to bag a handsome prince.
Why do we women prefer to be princesses?
Why are we not powermonger-wannabes but a seducer-wannabes?
It’s an ugly conclusion I’m coming to, but I think we women DON’T like …. responsibility.
The queen isn’t as pretty and she has responsibilities, but she does have armies at her hand.
Ladies, please correct me if I’m wrong!
I got the goosebumps because I realized, I don’t want to be a princess anymore… I’m ready to take the throne (in my dreams)!

Walt Disney Queen