Sports Are Fucking Stupid

I’ll just never understand sports fanatics.
I think there is only one thing more preposterous than *enjoying* chasing around after a ball or puck like a dog: that’s *enjoying WATCHING* a bunch of humans chasing around after a ball or puck.
Seriously… I guess there is part of my brain actually missing, because I prefer to watch a spider spin a web.
Also, there are terrible hazards associated with sports.

I’m in my mid-40s and have avoided playing sports all my life. It was pretty hard to weasel out of it as a kid when they would FORCE us to chase around after these damn balls, run around in circles & jump over shit like a gaggle of trained dogs in Physical Education class.

What a nightmare that was.

I have to say that I am almost alone in my peer group – I have NO ACHES & PAINS. I wake up feeling Fucking Great every morning, no bum shoulder or blown out knees. It’s fantastic. Not one sports injury thanks.

It’s bullshit that playing sports is good for you. That is propaganda – it’s part of the entertainment industry and it serves no purpose at all. Imagine if we used all that energy for something HALFWAY USEFUL?!