INVENTION: BREATHALYZER FOR COMMUNICATION SERVICES

(Similar to the device attached to a car’s ignition subsequent to a DUI charge).
Yes, imagine a small tube connected to your telephone or computer: blow over a pre-set blood-alcohol limit and access to all social networking media, such as FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc, would be DISABLED. Also, all but emergency 911 calls would be DISABLED. I think I could sell the shit outta this one (could USE it too!).
Here is a related article – regarding the Twittalyzer…