INVENTION #1 – The SlimChain System

I got this idea while watching some rip-off infomercial advertising some excercise machine or diet pills or potions or something like that and I was thinking how can people believe this stuff!?
There is no sneaky, science-defying way of losing weight.
It is like the ALCHEMISTS in the old days who used to pretend they could change coal into gold.

If you want to lose weight, just DON’T EAT SO MUCH.

My SLIMCHAIN SYSTEM simply prevents you from pigging-out.
WWW.SLIMCHAIN.COM
It is a low-tech, highly effective method of weight-maintenance.
The slimchain can only help you NOT GAIN weight, not lose weight.
It’s just a waist-chain with a lock on it. You sleep/shower/swim/etc. with it ON.
If you over-eat, you suffer. If you have eaten too much, you REALLLY look forward to your next BM! LOL

Sio says each slimchain should have crystals attached that is specific to your needs – healing or astrological, or whatever… I like that idea.

I have a stainless steel prototype myself.
It circles my waist with about an inch or 2 of slack to accommodate mealtimes.
It fastens with a tiny padlock.
The idea is – you lock it on then give the key to a pal, then you live your life as usual… with a little bit of aversion therapy to over-eating. It’s kind of cool-looking and it REALLY WORKS!

Just take it off if you get pregnant.

I had a little trouble at security at the Newark airport over Christmas because I couldn’t take mine off … don’t have the key!

The female security rep who searched me said, “so what is this, a symbol of love or something?” as she searched me.
I said, “Actually this is my INVENTION,” and I told her how it works and that IT WORKS.
She says she’s looking out for it!

I just have to get costs down (prototype is pricey) and sell these things
-at weightloss clinics
-at gymns
-at nightclubs
-etc.

I don’t really care if someone ‘steals’ this idea, because it would be good for everyone, good for the planet too… we just eat too much. Over-eating and then burning it off at the gym is just a waste of resources.

That brings me to INVENTION #2…